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SEXY NAME

2006-05-22T00:53:00.000+08:00

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Wow!! wats urs?

NEO vs ROBOCOP

2006-05-17T22:24:00.000+08:00

gotta see this man...damn zai...haha..kudos to the guy who did this...

more funny pics..

2006-05-12T16:34:00.000+08:00

extreme7uu
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extreme sports

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pissed?

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Kung Fu fighting?!! o_O

Since i put pics liao might as well share some funny pics wif u guys....

2006-05-12T16:20:00.000+08:00

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the sign says it all...

Consequences
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Consequences

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On Top?

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Scare Crow

The TUR KWA BAR CHOR MEE MAN !!!

2006-05-12T15:57:00.000+08:00

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Originally uploaded by Xtrider.

hehe...check this out...i think its done by mr brown and mayugi..or something like tt...uber funny man....

BAR CHOR MEE

NEWS

Interesting stuff...

2006-05-09T14:05:00.000+08:00

Here are some facts about the 1500's.

Marriage

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath.. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

Beds

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

Floors

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. hence the saying "dirt poor."The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a "thresh hold."

Cooking

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

Meat

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat.."

Plates

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or
"upper crust."

Cups

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.

They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."

Graves

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift " to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."

KARTHIK !!!

2006-05-08T18:03:00.001+08:00

KARthik's in LAOS!!!! HI Karthik!!!

Bush Points MIddle FInger!!! LMAO.....

2006-05-08T18:03:00.000+08:00

Another vid..

2006-04-15T19:08:00.000+08:00

Heres another video.this time its the Simpsons!!!

AH!!!! CLONE !!!!!

2006-04-13T00:38:00.000+08:00

As I turned my head around, the words unmistakably flashed across my eyes......

SWEE KOON

and I have a ClonE!!!!!!! Bring on the NooB !!!!

VIDEOS !!!!

2006-04-10T00:41:00.000+08:00

I saw some interesting videos on youtube and so i have decided to share them here!!!!
ENJOY !!!!

1) 1 of my favourite MTV of all time... 3 Doors Down ---- Krytonite !!!

2)Another of my favourite MTV... Pts of ATHRTY by Linkin Park.... DAMNN COOL!!!

3)Ultramans Gangbang Lizard !!! SPCA anyone?

Count DowN.....

2006-04-02T16:09:00.000+08:00

Today marks the 2nd anniversary of.......ENLISTMENT !!!! haha...ya man....finally.... The day that changed me and my perspective of things... didn really improved myself for the past 2 yrs....only gained more experience..........but who cares......i can almost see the light at the end of the tunnel........taste the sweet smell of Freedoooommmmmmmm......

AND THEN THERE WERE 14 WORKING DAYS................................

TEST

2006-03-24T22:26:00.000+08:00

My blog is worth $1,129.08.
How much is your blog worth?

Erm....wrong number Miss.......

2006-03-17T00:16:00.000+08:00

An amusing incident happened yesterday while i was testing phone lines in camp. I was suppose to man the phone hub in SSU where there was a digital phone which can track the numbers in SAFTI while my fellow colleagues went to change phone lines. All was well in the beginning; was reading my book while reporting status of the phone lines and their numbers. Then suddenly, i got this unexpected call from someone in Prutential...It went something like this.....

(The IDD screen flashed An unknown number)

Me : Oei! Why call from Hp? Finsih liao izzit?

Miss P : Hi! May i speak to XYZ ?

Me : NA BEI CB! WHERE U THINK THIS IS?
(ok tt was fantasy )

Me: Huh? Sorry but you got the wrong number. May I know who is this and where are u calling from?

Miss P : May I speak to MR. XYZ? Is this 67 XXXXXXX ?

Me: (as of above...lazy to type la)

Miss P: Oh...im calling from Prutential may i speak to MR. XYZ?

ME: sorry bu tu got the wrong number...this is SAFTI MILITARY INSTITUTE.

Miss P : oh..ok...

Now...wat is the odds of someone outside calling the number which my unit activates and uses only in very rare cases? And wats the odds of someone picking up the phone? AND WATS THE ODDS OF ME BEING THERE???

This kinda reminded me of another similar incident in S Coy after i OOC in BMT.....tt was wayyyyyyyyy back in 2004....I kinda recalled tt day the COS went for some shitty cookhouse duty and i had to man the office phone during lunchtime....this was even funnier...

Me: Hullo... Scorpion Company.

Her (yes, another lady as well) : hello...huh...oh...sorry wrong number....

Me: OK Mdm, no problem.

Her: btw, WAT DOES YOUR COMAPNY SELL???????????????

Me: ................................

FY 2006

2006-03-12T22:24:00.000+08:00

And so, with the beginning of March, we shall thus prepare for the new financial in April.

TO THE MINSTERs OF FINANCE aka the ever stingy parents

Glasses (possibly Oakley) 200-400
OST 1.5k - 2k
LAPTOP 2k - 3k
MP3 (possibly NANO) 400 - 450
PHONE 200-500
DRIVING 1k - 2k
EDUCATION FUNDS

(some extra pocket money for uni DUH!) 2k - 3k?

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TOTAL EXPECTED EXPENDITURE 7.3k - 11.35k !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM: ur humble green collar worker

Where in the world m i going to get that much money!!!!!!!!!!!! I know some lamers bound to say " SELL BACKSIDE LOR " or something along that line. Nontheless, its a pretty realistic way to earning big bucks quickly. So after viewing my situation and and thinking about it for a loooonnnngggg time, i have decided.........................

THAT ANYONE INTERESTED CAN DROP ME A MAIL ANYTIME. INCLUDE YOUR NAME AND AGE AND ATTACH A PHOTO OF YOURSELF AS WELL. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I CAN QUOTE YOU HIGH PRICES AND MY COMMISSION RATE WILL BE LOW.

LOL (lame)

ANIMALZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !!!!!!!!

2006-03-09T21:40:00.000+08:00

You Are A: Frog!

Independent yet still part of a large community, frogs are unique creatures known for their distinctive sound and ability to hop. As a frog, you spend your days sitting on lily pads or climbing trees, searching for delicious insects to eat. While there are some frogs that aren't exactly cute, you are certainly not one of those!

You were almost a: Duck or a Puppy
You are least like a: Pony or a Kitten Cute Animal Test!

New Skin!!!

2006-02-27T22:35:00.000+08:00

Yeah....finally overcame my super big inertia to spruce up my blog abet a temporary one.....haha.... ok.....will update more soon........

Quickie

2006-02-26T20:15:00.000+08:00

Decided to do a quick post before i book in......in case u didn noe, im on course as a IC2 Operator aka signaller in Stagmont camp now; its stay in so i have to book in soon..Sianz..........
its been a long time since i've been here and many things have happen since then....its partly not my fault for not blogging (yeah,excuses, i noe) but for a couple of mths i sent my pc for servicing and upgrading and the bloody kudu supplier took uber long to fisnish the task....then my sis had to use it for her project work so its no net for me for almost 3 plus mths. Yeah, its was plain hell then.

erm..think the rest i'll talk next wk.haha........gotta book in liao...btw check this out will u? Its a perception test for knowing ppl..........

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Rison

Damn

2005-11-04T22:52:00.000+08:00

Damn, im feeling inquisive nowadays. Surprisingly not bout the world around me but about other ppl, which btw, is very very unlike of me... Must be corrupted by tat Tham. Always wanting to dig out that deepest darkest secrets of others, selfishly trying to satisfy his insatiable desire, sucking the dirty linings like a black hole, always on the look out fo rmore; convieniently saying " Oh my gosh! I have OCD!! "

Seems like there have been too many info of him on my blog. perhaps i should rename it Tham-is-damn-sick.blogspot.com, of course, "is-damn-sick" is TM winfrid which i think i must pay royalties for. But then again, He's juz satisfied with some fresh proteins, shldnt be much of a problem.

On Another note, Tons of Stuff have happened since i last posted a proper one. One reason is that i had problem signing into blogspot because of Singnet filtering services!!! Damn...singnet sucks...espcially their filtering; caused me so many problems. Another is my perrenial reason of laziness especially when people ask me to DOTA once im online. Or surfing the net that is.

Firstly, i came back form BMT fresh and lighter. Lol, i lost weight there though not much. The recourse was fun, there were other recoursees there although i joined the poly ptp batch. The OC was nice enough to let us do the necessary modules and let us go. So i only spend a little over 5..... And it aint finsihed yet!!!!!!!!!! That cockanathan SEE screwed up my admin stuff and now CPC is calling me back for another BMT. OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She better get it rite or else.....

Okay dokay...fastforward to OCT. Cock up smokin Jon left SCSC for greener pastures...literally. Brunei is a nice place to be though..enjoy it! Though i doubt he will like the lack of night life there. And no local tv...chinese stuff, few english stuff etc. But then the cigarettes there are super cheap..so hope he dun become a chimmey when he comes back in a yrs time...lol. (ok, i confessed i typed all these like donkeys yrs ago but juz too lazy to finish up. I talked to JOn few days back and kudos to SGgirls webmasters. Jon was liberated the moment he saw the pics. Lol. I think he will be eternally grateful to them man... lol...and yes! IMO, i think its tt bad up there, MC 3days = 260 bucks?!!!! Thats S-F for u.)

Then there is the end of EI.... FInally...internet for me once agian... YEAH!!! Lotsa stuff to settle as well admin la, sai kang la...etc. As well as major spring cleaning of 1o yr old stores because of one cheap skate mother fucker who decided that SAF stuff is his own stuff. (and now the end of NSCSC !!! Yeah...ISTANA is next wk and i cant wait for it to be over....More bout the minsiter SIAM ARROW next time.)

Then theres the DY ORD which CSM celebrated by extending his MC by 1 more mth. Lol. Only comes back for a day or 2 to arrow then WW liao. Tts CSM for u. Meanwhile DY got a job as DRIECTOR of transport !!! Maybe another Rison times news. ( which reminds me, i have yet to complete the previous one.)

Jiu Yang Shen Gong

2005-10-17T00:52:00.000+08:00

Iron Penis
Not for Men Only!by Gene Ching
Last year in late October, an unbelievable qigong stunt caught the world's attention. Three men dragged a truck loaded with 100 passengers a meter across a Taipei parking lot. While towing a meter isn't very far (even with a 10-ton load) the size didn't matter as much as the method. They pulled it with their penises. That's right - read that again if you must - three men hauled 10 tons of truck and passengers by roping their penises to the truck fender and pulling backwards. These men practice the most forbidden qigong kungfu of all - they train their genitals.
The three men were students of a renowned Taiwan master named Tu Jin-Sheng. Master Tu has staged several similar stunts and is quite famous for doing so. A year earlier, his 70-year-old student Huang Tian-Yu made the news by putting his manhood on the line. He lifted 150 kilograms (330 lbs.) using only his penis. Squatting in horse stance upon two raised pedestals, Huang wore a kilt-like skirt to cover his private parts while a massive stack of weights dangled beneath him. His septuagenarian face glowed with genuine elation instead of the grimacing wince that appears on most men at the mere suggestion of such a bizarre act.
Penis training is often ridiculed in the martial arts, perhaps out of envy, perhaps because it seems so absurd. Bring it up around the most macho martial arts men, and they will be crossing their legs and giggling like schoolgirls. But as Tu sees it, people train every other part of their body except their sexual organs. He considers his method as the only way to correct this oversight. While most people think the only exercise a penis gets is ejaculation, Tu's method treats the penis like an arm, a leg or any other part of the body. Tu comments "People compete will all their four limbs, why not this?"
Throw Out That Old ViagraNow in his late 40's, Master Tu has the kind of bulging virile physique that many body builders dream about - big and buffed, yet not so much to impede his flexibility or agility. He can kick easily above his head, break stone slabs with a single strike, and blow out a row of candles with one speedy leg sweep. A veteran martial master, Tu was born into a martial family and began his training under his father in Shaolin kungfu at the young age of six. From the beginning, he was a career-track martial artist. He graduated from the prestigious Teachers Physical College of Taiwan with a degree in martial arts and also earned his master's in Traditional Chinese Medicine. In addition, he is an accomplished acupuncturist, painter and calligrapher. Tu has dedicated his life's work completely to the martial arts and founded his own unique style of qigong kungfu. Called Jiu Yang Shen Gong, Tu now boasts over 60,000 followers worldwide with students in Malaysia, Japan, Italy, France, Canada, and even here in the United States.
Jiu Yang Shen Gong is Tu's unique penis qigong. Jiu means nine. Nine is special number in Chinese numerology because it is the largest of the single digits and after counting to nine, one must return to one. It also refers to the nine major orifices of the body: eyes, ears, nose, mouth, anus, and genitals. Shen means spirit. Yang is the same Yang in Yin-Yang and Gong is the same Gong in Qigong. This method is based on Bodhidharma's Shaolin Marrow Washing (xisuigong) and Taoist nine-circle alchemy (daojia jiu zhuan wandansu.) It combines Buddhist and Taoist, as well as internal and external methods. When Tu puts this in modern scientific terms, he defines the external method as cultivation of the penis while the internal method focuses on increasing hormone production.
Even in our immodest modern world, penis training is seldom seen. Master Tu believes this type of qigong kungfu has been kept behind closed doors for two main reasons. Firstly, the Chinese people are conservative by nature, so many judge this to be a prurient practice and avoid discussing it seriously. Secondly and more interestingly, this kungfu focuses on the reproductive organs, the very base of human life, so it is immensely powerful. Masters had to find the right pupils to receive the teachings or they would not pass it on.
But today, Tu exalts this practice as a penile panacea. He claims it can prevent old age and diseases, increase energy and vitality, make muscles and bones stronger, reduce arterial blockage, cholesterol levels, diabetes, allergies and ear problems. Additionally, of course, it can greatly enhance sexual performance. According to Tu, this method will increase the sperm count and boost male hormone levels in a way that is much more natural and better than taking drugs like Viagra or steroids.
Girls Like It TooMaster Tu has been practicing his penis qigong for over 25 years. He has published a book and videotape on the subject, but at this time, they are only available in Chinese. As one might imagine, this is a very delicate practice, so it is of utmost importance that a student follow the direction of a qualified master. Penis qigong uses a variety of special exercises, including massage, slapping, pulling and hitting it with a tool. The breath is concentrated in the dantian and a cloth is used to bind the penis in special ways. It is important to note that this method is not practiced when aroused. Also, not everyone can learn this method. Students must have strong qi to practice this. If a student is 40 or older, he must practice another additional form of qigong to supplement the training or it will have no effect.
Surprisingly, women can actually practice Jiu Yang Shen Gong too. Female students can train by inserting a special ping pong-like ball in their vagina. This ball is attached to a rod, and then hung with heavy weights just like a man's penis. While a man can begin studying this qigong at any age, a woman can only practice it before she reaches menopause.
With just a half-hour to an hour of practice a day, Master Tu promises quick results. After only one week, your hips will loosen. In two weeks, you will not feel thirsty as easily. After the first month, your vision will become clearer. By two months, your complexion will improve and the bags under your eyes will disappear, and by three months, you will require less sleep and feel powerful all of the time. Eventually, you won't feel the need to go the bathroom as often and any plaguing maladies will vanish. And what about sex? Master Tu says "Of course! This is really great for sex!" One of his students fathered a new baby at age 82. Another student fathered a son 20 years after the birth of his daughter. Master's Tu's most incredible claim is that the highest masters of penis qigong can use it to pull cars, break ice blocks and even cut coconuts.
Master Tu believes his Jiu Yang Shen Gong is an important method for personal well being in today's toxic world. Nowadays, the environment is filled with pollution that is constantly being absorbed by the human body. The only way we can strengthen ourselves is to change our personal human conditions to oppose the unnatural poisons that permeate our lands and damage us. This type of kungfu is not man against man. It is man against a contaminated world. For Tu, this kungfu is a small step, but the most important one to reach out for true human life.
The Big One Master Tu has another extraordinary stunt in the works. He is in the process of getting clearance from the Taiwanese government to borrow a 747 jet airplane. Tu figures 20 to 24 of his top students, by strapping their penises, 6 to 8 men per wheel, can generate combined penis pulling power to move the 18,000-kilogram (39,780 lbs!) 747. That's over a ton and a half per penis.
It promises to be an attention-getting event if they can pull it off - or rather pull it forward.
Penis qigong creates a lot of raised eyebrows, both in and out of the martial arts. Generally, the penis is not a suitable topic for polite society. Some find it awkward or embarrassing just to say the word "penis." Others quickly descend into fraternity house bawdiness and bathroom-wall vulgarity. But the warrior's way can be extreme, and eventually this subject comes up in everyone's martial research. The wise warrior discards any lascivious thoughts and carefully examines this without prejudice. Despite the suggestiveness of penis qigong, herein lies some powerful and inspirational kungfu. Again, we discover that dedicated masters can achieve the unbelievable through the discipline, commitment and practice, reaffirming the limitless nature of our venerated art of kungfu.
Master Tu Jin-Sheng's Penis Qigong TipsPenis qigong has some specific prohibitions that can be useful advice for any qigong practice.
Watch what you eat very carefully
When you wake up in the morning, do not urinate. Instead, exercise to sweat it out.
The hours from 11 PM to 1 AM and 11 AM to 1 PM are not good times for exercise, but good only for meditation.
For every season there is an appropriate focus. Summer: Shen (Spirit) Autumn: Sui (Blood Circulation) Winter: Jing (Vital essence) Spring: Qi (Life energy)
For this type of training you must have a teacher, otherwise you might get hurt.
Click here for Feature Articles from this issue and others published in 2001.
Written by Gene Ching for KUNGFUMAGAZINE.COM

taken from http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/article.php?article=315

If dreams went wrong.........

2005-09-15T23:47:00.000+08:00

Talk t0 tham the other day....then suddenly he asked to me to blog , so i blog lor.
I rmembered something bout reaching our dreams in 20 yrs time or something...so now...

TOP 10 SCSC HEADLINES OF 2025!!!

10) Mathew "Auntie killer" Guo aka idol reject staged his 17th Gei Tai at Geylang lorong 31 yesterday.He famously got a contract form MORON RECORDS after threatening sucide after failing to make the grade at the idol competition. MORON let him have a contract after police spent 10 hrs coaxing him from poisoning himself with his own...erm...fluid.When interveiwed, MAthew paid tribute to the annual Hungry Ghost Festival for enabling him to stage his own concert albiet a small one. 'If not i may never know that i am such a big hit with aunties and the ' good brothers' !! Screw IDOL, always idling never singing!! I'm glad i didn even make pass the prelimaries!!" Well, he certainly is. Of the 100 seats Gei Tai, seats for the 'brudders' out numbered AUnties 1 : 10. Looks like he is a bigger hit with the people from the underworld as well.

9) TERROR THAM STRIKES AGAIN !!!
Tham better known as THAMINATOR, struck early this morning in the heartlands of Commonwealth. He defaced the "PROMOTE SINGLISH !!" posters all over Commonwealth replacing them with the words " DOWN WITH SINGLISH!! USE VICTORIAN ENGLISH!!! "
complete with an idiotic picture of himself in a victorian gown and a pink wig. A video tape together with pcitures were found beneath one of the posters. The pictures depicted himself posting in various 'act cute posts' while the video footage showed him dancing by himself while saying " THOU SHALT NOT PREVAIL, SIRE WILT SUCCEED !!! MUAHAHAHA !!! "
A known fanatic of literature, Thaminator started out as a literature school teacher in a primary school. Unfortunately, the primary school children did not take to his victorian style too well and he had to change schools fairly often. When he realised that literature was in decline 10 yrs ago, he started a terror organissation LIT-ing THE WAY which according to police, has not grown at all these years.It is also rumoured that he is the lyricist for Mathew guo.

Morning latest: Whilst investigation, police found the poster at commonwealth church mysteriously untouched. They suspect that Tham has a fear of heights which prevented him from scaly the apex of the church. However, the RISON TIMES Ed's team think otherwise.

8) 100 Million TOTO DRAW WON!!!
Finally after a 8 mths snowballing, the TOTO jackpot has been won!!! The lucky winner was Roon "ROONEY " . When learnt of the win, she was near hysterical. When asked how did she get her magical numbers, she divluge that a deranged dog owner whom she had also bought her new dog from, gave the numbers telling her its magic. THE NUMBERS ARE 4 8 15 16 23 42. (note: if u dun understand, go watch LOST)

7) PRINCE ASK FOR NEW CAR AGAIN
PRINCE of CCK, LEON has once again demanded tat his parents buy him another Gold plated Lightsaber, adding to his collection of MAZDAs' and Lightsabers etc. PRINCE Leon, famous for leeching off his parents, has now threatened to disown his parents after failing to get his needs met by threatening sucide. Through 20 yrs, he has gotten numerous items of luxuary juz by asking his parents.It is well known that he is trying to be the new 'DUBEI' , emulating the NKF guy from yesteryears by not EARNING PEANUTS but spend luxuariously.Bookmarkers are making 7/12 for him to take the new title of PRINCE OF DEBT.

6) KING DRIFTER NEW BOOK
DRIFTER Tan, used to be a live life of a drifter, moving from place to place, earning his keep. Well, he is now drifter of a new kind. He recalled being talented scouted after being caught drink driving, the traffic police deicided to enrol him to represent their team in their annual race instead when they found out he could drift past their cars like the legendary TAKUMI. The long repressed TP finally have a HERO in the form of TYS !! He is also responsible for setting a rule that new drivers must learn drifting in circuits before taking the practical test. The reason was that the drivers could drift their way out of accidents or could drift their cars if the cars skidded Now recounting his past, he released a book aptly titled: DRIFTING DOWN MEMORY LANE, A DRIFTER'S STORY.

5) TOH PTE LTD REACH NEW HEIGHTS

TOH BL founder of TOH’s HEI BI PTE LTD broke new grounds last week, announcing new chains in China, Lithunia, Russia and Madagascar respectively. TOH took over his parents shop nearly 15 yrs ago and has since expanded into an MNC, with chains as far as Solomon Islands and Timbuktu in that short period of time. Now, his company annual turnover has surpassed former Singaporean prodigy, *** making him the most successful entrepreneur in Singapore. When interviewed, he attributed the success in his loyal supporter Roon, who has been his loyal customer for over 20 yrs. Thus, he said, this boosted his confidence greatly and decided to start his own company. His next step? To be listed on the Singapore Stock Exchange.

Parents...HaiZ....

2005-09-02T14:11:00.000+08:00

Parent.sss..... haiz. dunno wat they wan. No working, no playing no studying...then wat m i suppose to do?

JOse morinho joke and SG's first WIKI !!

2005-08-31T22:37:00.000+08:00

jose Morinho JOke

SG WIKI !!!!!

WMD

2005-08-30T23:32:00.000+08:00

Pls support me........!!!!!!!

at the end of my side bar.......LOLx

Pretty gal pic confirm nose bleed!!!!!

2005-08-28T23:12:00.000+08:00

pretty gal nose bleed

My New Pet...

2005-08-27T13:58:00.000+08:00

Check out my new pet!!!
Click on him see wat he can do...click many times also can...
enjoy!!!!

Ulitmate DOTA lameness........

2005-08-25T23:06:00.000+08:00

rison msn
Originally uploaded by winzee.

BOY 20. Last Seen Posing for FHM @ TCO Clerk

2005-08-24T20:15:00.000+08:00

Boy 20.Last seen posing for Playboy @ TCO clerk
Originally uploaded by theprojectclerk.

Dusting off the cobwebs....

2005-08-22T15:57:00.000+08:00

Cough* cough* ....... yeah...it has been tat long since i last did a proper update.. no excuses, no reasons, juz plain laziness... lol. K, not really. FOr starters, there was my BMT recourse last month, which was quite fun though it only lasted for bout a mth or so. Reason? THe OC was kind nuff to release us (the recoursees) early after completing the essential field camp and range. I completed range the last round so i only had to attend field camp.Unfortunately, i only went for 4.5 days out of 7 as i had high fever, so i missed BIC and section movement,nonetheless,they passed me anyway.
In there, i meet quite a number of new friends, both the recruits and recoursees. One of the recoursee happened to be my 2 yrs senior in YTS and was classmates wif some of my NCC seniors... yup...its a real small world...The recruits are from the 84 poly batch so being an 85 coporal means tat im a Young Lao Jiao there. LOL.. enquiries of unit life bombarded me throughout my stay. For the recoursees, most of them are more lao jiao then me, ORDing after the course. Some of them were from mono intake, hence their attitude were erm...not tat fantastic. Life became easier for me when 2 of the SGTs happened to be my frens, one for jc and one, qing wei from radin mas pri. Never expected to see him there.Met ANG and elson from scorpion as well. Although there was lots of training, life there was stressless, come to think bout it, i missed tat kind of NS life; free physical training, food and lodging..LOL.

Then there was the imminent return to SCSC, one month early. Some ppl commented tat i looked thinner but in actual fact i slacked so much in the last 2 wks (because i didn have to attend SIT test and range) that i regained all my weight.. -_-" So much for physical training...
The very first thing i to address when i came back was to WRITE A FUCKING STATEMENT FOR 1000+ bucks WORTH OF DAMAGED TO MY LAPTOP!!! KNNCCB....@#@%$^#$&%*^(&)* ; many other expletives which i nv noe i knew flew everywhere... (yeah, im still angry now so pardon me if i dun sound tat coherent..)
Other then tat, my return also signals the end of the 83 NSF era in the college. Matthew,kai loon, winston, james and gang are clearing leave rite as i speak. Unfortuntely, i dun think their understudies are as competent as them with lotsa stories of ppl RSO up to 3 outta 5 days a week...or maybe im juz not used to seeing unfamilar faces in the office. They must be wondering who the hell i was when i first came back....WTF... sianz. Now theres one less reason to come to work everyday. I juz hope tat my understudy is coming by the end or begining of the yr so tat my work load can be leesen and they have more time to learn. Most imptly, i can chao keng in peace also... LOL... ok, at least i mean can take off leave or mc without anyone calling me when im not around...

K, tats bout it for now; till next time..................

fuck off.

GoT P3aNuTs ?

2005-08-22T09:14:00.000+08:00

THE RISON TIMES

The Moneytree Authority of Singapore (MAS) launched a brand new Singapore
Dollar bill, which has been named the "Peanut Series". Each peanut
series bill is legal tender equivalent to 600,000 Singapore Dollars, henceforth known as 1 Peanut.
The CEOs across the Republic have been quick to applaud the launch of
the 1 Peanut bill. In an interview with a Mr. Durai, a CEO of a philanthropic organisation, who wished to remain anonymous, he said, "Now I don't have
to carry suitcases of money home. Prior to the issuing of the Peanut,I had to carry a whole suitcase of small change home every month. This is because the people who paid me tend to do so in small amounts, like $5 dollars each time, and it can be very irritating. Now I am just paid 1 Peanut with a single bill, slip it quickly into my wallet and off I go.It's very convenient!"
The reaction by the general public was however cool. Most said that it is unlikely that they will ever use a 1 Peanut bill. With a average national income of S$3000 (0.005 Peanut), the average Singaporean will need about 2 lifetimes to save a Peanut. Said a Mr. Tan, who is a plumber, "The other day, I installed a golden tap in some CEO's bathroom and he paid me using 1 Peanut for the $1000 golden tap. I tell him where got enough change?Watch out for the newest security features on the 1 Peanut note,including a new watermark which replaces the traditional lion head. The new watermark can only be seen under an intense bright light and close scrutiny because of its extreme lack of transparency.
According to MAS spokesman, the added security features are extremely important given that 1 Peanut can probably buy three 4-room HDB flats, or 10 Nissan Sunnies, the average Singaporean will be very tempted to lay their hands on a Peanut."

Source: various cool ppl
Note: Unable to publish picture of new currency due to restrictions from the Centre of Censor Board (otherwise known as CCB) For information of the new picture pls PM the writer.

Quote

2005-06-29T22:04:00.000+08:00

Man has 5 senses, but they only use eyes to judge. Hence their judgement is usually superficial.

Acting like a star

2005-06-05T22:10:00.000+08:00

Leon acting like a star.. -_-"
Originally uploaded by splinterhood.

Newest addition to SCSC..!!

2005-06-05T21:59:00.000+08:00

Newest addition to SCSC!!
Originally uploaded by splinterhood.

What i found today....

2005-06-05T21:40:00.000+08:00

Found a couple of sites today which i found interesting, and disturbing, which i shall show later...

couple of funny stuff tat i found and have link it to a new section of my blog.(comtemplating to change blog skin after looking at boonz but i think i cant be bothered la...) One of them is a short clip hokkien version of Lord of the Rings which i found in a forum. Sid to be inspired from the hokkien version of Star Wars with the famous line... " Luke, wa si lee eh lao peh.." Of which he replied... " Cheebye!! Dun talk cock wif me eh sai bo!!" (ok...the second was purely crap by me) The other 2 are done by Jack Black i think, one of spiderman, the other of Lord of the Rings again...haha... darn funny...

then again...take a look at this------

http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=94231&page=8
http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=97116&page=0

The forumers have flame tat white bastard enough so its pointless for me to tat anymore. I juz wanna tell u singaporeans out there dun be so naive. White does not equates to rich and powerful or super talented or anything superior of any sort.(or a big dick for tat matter) They are no super human. Some some them are juz 3rd class crass citizens who cant make it in their countries migrate here hoping to bank on the colonial mentality tat some ppl have here...those lamers...bet they cant even afford to fark a dog back home..then come here screw gals who think tat they are much better then locals. U may say its a case of sour grapes but the truth is they're preying on the ignorance of the local bitches who refuse to change their steorotype thinking...ha..watever...u all decide for urself when u read the stuff... i lazy to comment also...

Friends...

2005-06-05T19:33:00.000+08:00

It was old frenz galore for the past wk as i saw one old fren after another where ever i went...there was Wendy and TL working in NPt ocbc roadshow, Weihui and Quixin at NPt again while i was meeting zhengda and Hon Boon also whom i've not seen for a long time as well. Saw Karthik on the train on friday night and had a little chat...apparently NS for him is slack---for the next few wks at least....

Let me see....
Mon--Continued my tuition again after a wk's rest.TO my dismay, tat bugger did poorly for maths and science although he showed improvements for the latter, he still failed. His mother complained he was complacent.Well, i don't think i can do much bout tat.

THURS--Duty ended as late as 2am as the students stayed back to finsh up their exercise presentations...damn sian..i wanted to sleep early as i had many stuff to do the next day but in the end it wasnt to be...haiz...gotta man control room also although i noe nuts bout exercise.Juz sai kang sai kang and more sai kang...sianz...

Fri--went to play DOTA again after a 2 wks AWOL...it showed as well.Except the first game, which was pretty much against noobs,i did poorly on the rest. Sianz...the only reassurance i had was tat it was my first time playing 6.09...didn noe viper was so powerful...caoz...

SAT--there was no let up in college activities and we had family day activities. Luckily for me, it was held at SAFRA yishun. FInally for the first time, i can wake up at a later time then the rest of the NSF haha....had breakfast there, chill out a while, watching the students showcase their kids and then we went off to play billard upstairs. long time no play off form man...ja lat...

Yet another duty

2005-06-02T22:59:00.000+08:00

And so, yet another day pass by...damn sian....BMT is looming and i dun even noe if i really made the rite decision...got 6 duties this mth....having done 3 duties for the last 3 mths, doing 6 maybe need getting used to...plus i technically still owe Kavin 1 for buying his duty, due to Larry's cock up system, so i have to do 7 this mth,2 sundays...sianz...
Been busy wif exercises lately,shuttling between PLC and SAFTI...Sianz...always ganna me stay back...somehow being free is not a gd thing...somemore must stay till 11 plus,aldy too late too catch any form of public transport save cab...Used to be sooooo free during the exercise period, a break from the usual audit-forum-syn rm-audit....etc routine... nv expected to be so heavily invovled in exercise as well..the sai kang i do is really stupid as well; pick up calls for the whole day when the ds is not there... -_-""" waste of time man...
Went to clark quay yesterday wif alvin,he keep psychoing me to go to his company to check things out, not bad, may consider joining it after BMT... meet up wif his frens also for dinner. Never imagine to see DS having dinner in clark quay also! Saw Wong KK , Chua ys and another guy passing by to another eattery...i can still remember their shock/surprise/astonished faces when they saw me...nv talk to them though, they were'nt walking close nuff for me to put in tat effort. Juz a frenly wave and they were gone...hahaha...

Oh yeah...back to duty....this is the seconf time tat im going to stay up so late lor... at least 1am caz the students are still here to complete their exercises...sianz...somemore tml csm wan everyone to go PLC and work...sianz...most likely going out after tat becaz im doing duty on sun again and i have a unit family day on sat so i dun wanna waste my precious wkend, salvaging wats left of it...

As u can see, my blog content is fairly superficial, day to day events wif random thoughts and crappings...yeah, im i private person so i dun divulge much bout myself. Perhaps things could change in the coming days or mths...

Me violated...

2005-05-29T23:20:00.000+08:00

risonviolated
Originally uploaded by splinterhood.

it was tat fateful day during dining in...basket, tham took it like i was enjoying sia... -_-""

Wa!!!

2005-05-29T23:07:00.000+08:00

Juz saw on the news...man...communities centres in singapore is providing gaming tuition for ppl and the application is free for all...i think....so u can actually go to CC DOTA whole day long...haha...steady man....

Finally....Im LOgged On....

2005-05-29T21:09:00.000+08:00

It has been a long...way long time......since i last blog....couple of reasons, first the camp net was down for a couple of wks due to security breeech then at home, my sis mostly hog the com for her project work so i dun get to use net much..plus the ever present reason of laziness factored in...Been pretty busy also....

LEt me see...
One major thing tat happened was the dining in...for the students....NSF no such privileges...only one pic was taken of us tat day i think...and tat was me being banged, big time...case of wrong place wrong time...maybe i post it later...then there was the extra which i got for failing to lock the forum door properly and in the process, signed for other 7 ppl as well...at this pt, i would like to mention tat im really sorry to implicate u ppl....especially nigel and tham...both time they got extra for no fault of their own..the second was me obviously... The incident wasnt intentional; there was a big rush tat day, i must have failed to slam the door properly tat day...wa...then juz nice the dfo had to come back tat wkend....really wtf man.....fucking suay....1 mistake outta hundred and i got punished....wtf.... -_-""" i really sian liao... Ta pai like tat...one bad mark and all the gd stuff one has done is all gone...think nigel damn suay also...shall touch on this next time...
anyway, the dining-in was a relative sucess...no cock ups( no room for it) but we stayed damn late...was really boring and had to endure cookhouse food while watching students eat RTC specially prepared cuisine.... -_-"""'' absolute turn off man....sianz...save for periods of work, theres nothin much to do there.....hopefully got 1 day off....

Talking bout net....unabling to log on net everyday for 3 wks is close to excrutiating...like withdrawal symtom sia....think im officially a net addict now...haha...
I guess we're now moving on to an age where one day everyone will or is essential for us to log on to the net, juz like they protrayed in the 60's and 70's futuristic movies...the net has become an undispensable tool for me in my insatiable quest for knowledge and entertainment....tat pretty takes up 90% of my free time...also stuff like msn,irc and icq in the past, blogs and forums enables us to be connected to each other all the time, without which, i would certainly feel uneasy even though i seldom chat on msn nowadays.(unless im on duty) Maybe this is the primative version of the matrix...erm..ok..hope it will not happen to tat extend....
ok...suddenly lost the will to write...shall stop here...for now...

gaying with andrew...

2005-05-12T12:55:00.000+08:00

tham gaying wif andrew...
Originally uploaded by splinterhood.

tham gaying wif andrew...

master joyce dancing wif tham

2005-05-12T12:29:00.000+08:00

master joyce and tham dancing
Originally uploaded by splinterhood.

master joyce dancing wif tham

EPL...

2005-05-12T11:59:00.000+08:00

COngrates to Chelsea for winning the title....finally after 50 yrs...no doubt the celebrations would last another 50 yrs...until the next title...kekeke...no seriously, i dont think they will win nex yr..after all, mourinho depends on his wings alot, a whole lot...clip em and they're gone...im no supporter of any premiership clubs but i really hate to see tat arrogant bastard smirking away with a 'im superior' attitude...i rather see everton take title man.......

ok.. here's some tongue-in-cheek of the initial of the managers which u usually see on their coat...i noe its lame, but i got nothin to do so...

AF-----am FUcked...
AW-----away wanking...
JM-----joker management...
DM-----dimwit monkey...
RB----Running backside...
SA----sassy ass..
SM----(speaks for itself)
MJ----(mm..where did we see this b4?)
DOL---
AC----act cute
GS---goo sucker...
SB----super blur
CC----(speaks for itself)
HR----help raise(me)
ID----In doom...
BR----Been relegated

matthew trying to how lian

2005-05-11T15:52:00.000+08:00

matthew trying to how lian
Originally uploaded by splinterhood.

winfrid@sentosa

2005-05-11T14:09:00.000+08:00

winfrid@sentosa
Originally uploaded by splinterhood.

Trying to show off the inexistence...

adam@sentosa

2005-05-11T12:05:00.000+08:00

Adam-kun@sentosaenjoying sun...
Originally uploaded by splinterhood.

Adam-kun's big built enjoying the sun...and suffered..... ;p

Somemore updates....

2005-05-10T23:54:00.000+08:00

Went Winfrid's place on sat for a swim despite my mum's protest bout my skin. Then hang out at his place. Initially wanted to find ppl to hang out in town but then scraped the plan because of most ppl were not free....got some songs from him though...alot...saw wat he did for his class in the past,play pc games and check out other junk in his com...and watched anime....i recommend it...Aquarion... very new, but very good........Super cool also!
Went for tuition and met up with zul after tat...saw Yaocong and Dharman at BK...has been a long time since i last saw them..yaocong enlisting in sept, like most graduating poly students...
tats bout it...

SeNt0sA..!!!!

2005-05-10T23:07:00.000+08:00

lazy to post...caz i got lots of stuff to post as well,so i do the easiest way out!!! haha....not really impt any way so i juz add in some details later.....

Contributed by Adan-san...nono...Adam-kun...

Today I went to Sentosa with my NS colleagues. The sun was glaring, the sky was blue, the beach was full of bikini babes. What more can I ask for? (more bikini babes perhaps)

Seriously, the sentosa beach today had so many eye candies for my eyes to lick upon, I'll probably die of diabetics the next day.

Me and my friends did have fun by playing beach volley, throwing frisby and swimming in the lagoon. It's been such a long time I had so enjoyable outings with my friends. I was looking forward to see Roon bringing her Golden Retriever to the beach, but in the end she never showed up. But I saw a girl bringing Siberian Husky around, and got to chat with her abit *chuckles*

But I got to stress that the sun today was F***ING HOT. Despite I applied sun lotion, my skin wasn't spared from the horrible burn, it turned all red and my friends were making fun of me, saying I looked like boiled lobster or some baboon ass or blah blah.... And even now I still can feel my skin scorching hot. I wonder how I'm gonna survive next few days.

We left Sentosa around 4pm, had a late lunch at Harbour Point. After then we decided to go to town to play few games of DOTA.

One of my colleagues Winston told me he's gonna own my ass, and I was like "ok, bring it on. I'm gonna own you instead". But it turned out he improved so much than I expectd him to be, he gave me a hell of a tough time. I got to put my hands down to him, he's a damn good Dota player now.

At the last game we played against some strangers, but since their team was pro and our team was isolated and full of newbies, we were trashed up and down, left and right till we couldn't remember our parents' names. We had enough fun for the day and decided to go home.

Well, that was a hell of way to spend Labour Day. Hopefully we can have another occasion like this one.

By Fridster...
Island life love it! Sentosa's island life.. love it.. Sentosa!

Spent the day in Sentosa yesterday.. refreshing experience! Felt so cooped up in the office everyday working, doing the same monotonous thing over and over again..
the sun, the sea, the sand, V-ball, Ultimate Frisbee and bikini-clad babes are what makes a guy's day man! aha..however, the sun was too freaking hot which makes the sand feel like burning ambers.. felt as though i was walking on fire doing those firewalks..
ANd guess what! I met Jaime and Glen (im being mean here but doesnt tat reminds u of tat duo?) in the sea! who got pang sei-ed by their friends.. haha. was swimming with my friends and jaime and glen being on the canoe shouted " Winfrid! " i was like.. wat the hell! turned around and saw the two of them canoeing.. haha.. surprising lah.. hhaha.. roped them in to play Ultimate Frisbee with my campmates.. the more the merrier!
yeah..Saw this bikini-clad babelicious one sunbathing and swimming which took the breath out of us.. haha we code named her "FB". If ya wanna know what it means, message me for it. haha.(or me)
Overall quite an awesome day lah.. but i came out of it with sunburns on my face and shoulders.. can't believe it man.. i put like alot of oil-based suntan lotion loh! damn kelong one! I think the oil-based one sucks.. should have gotten the cream one! argh!
*ouch*
heh. Gonna organise another one for the clique guys on the 19th of may (i hope).. was discussing with jaime and glen and they are okay with it..

By the THam-Po*
sun, sand, sweat, salt
It is the May Day weekend and so far so good. It was almost tranquil, idyllic and today was a little bit different because I was at Sentosa with my SCSC gang. I thank God for the brilliant weather, the temperature was hot but I relished the heat and the humidity. The sky was an ocean of acrylic blue, the clouds bulging pillows, everything in its Technicolor simply made me ecstatic. Predictably the beach was crowded but I suppose everybody did not mind; despite scorching sand and gulping down bucketfuls of sea, the salt stinging my eyes and having trouble bathing, today was memorably beautiful augmented by the wonderful company I had. Too bad there was nobody to document the scene when I was flung into the sea by both Adam and Matthew but I did shoot a few images of the bikini-babes-flanked-by-the-butch and if anybody is interested enough, you may try convincing me to show you the pictures.

ME:
Later tat day went to play DOTA...nothin special bout the games...and tats it...

I suffered and is still suffering form tat trip man...perhaps its my sensitive skin or lack of lotion or both, IM NOW PEELING LIKE CRAZY!!! THis time die liao...dunno will have any long term effects anot...the skins show total contrasting colours man...sianz...why my skin so sensitive...gals will definitely like my skin man...very hard to get tanned...now have to wait for all the stuff to drop....abit disgusting, luckily i managed to get moisturiser from my sis man...if not confirm die...still peeling as i speak...
;X

Finally...

2005-05-10T19:45:00.000+08:00

I have decided to post again after soooooo many days....was getting sick of looking at moiself indulging in a mock sick act which i prefered to be done upon...lolz...joking there...having watched animes the whole day due to a lack of work except escorting, i will dedicate the rest of the duty time to blogging...hopefully...

k...lets seee.....

not long after my last post, i went for the much awaited interview at SMU....took quite some time to get there...and the building itself.Luckily a good samaritan ask his father to drive me to the venue after i directed him.The interview didn really went very well,well,as least in my opinion.It took only 20 mins for a group of 5 interviewees and a panel of 2.The waiting time was longer. Any way, i was the 4th in the group.In the self intro /why u wan this course question,the first 3 shocked me with their answers.(but i turned the tables later..wahaha) One of them already had a business up and running and wanted to take the course for god knows why.(ok la, i forgot...so long liao.. x_x) Another was already investing in stocks and shares with aid from his parents,passion for economies and stuff and really weird hobbies like aviation photography. ie, go changi airport and take pictures of airplanes. He would have been chased out of the airport if he didn look so bloody nerdy...Ooops..slipped something there..hee..The other was a soon to be scholar, rattling off scholarships at light speed.Of course he applied for them all,and double degree in all 3 uni's...i think. Everyone was showing their stuff off, until my turn.

Q: So what did you choose this course?
A: Actually i was not interested in econs (gasps) until i was in j2..(actually smoke all the way one..hee) i began to take interest in some issues that was happening then and took it seriously since then..tat also explains why i did not take econs in jc in the first place.(everyone took it btw)

Q: So what issues made you so interested in econs?
(at this pt i begin to panick because i was smoking all the way and didn have any things to substaintiate my stuff...and tats why smoking is really bad for health..)
A: Erm...i cant really remember now..(laughs nervously..) but take the current issue of casinos/IR for example. (cites stuff tat i have been reading in the papers..)

And thereby starting a mini debate on the IR in the room, with of course, the scholar taking charge.Shall spare u the details since i think everyone is pretty sick of the whole thing anyway. Cant remember much bout the last guy because i was trying to calm myself down after the initial barrage of questions.

Btw, i got in. ;) Now its my choice to choose or not..haha..

NExt PoSt..

2005-05-10T07:27:00.000+08:00

The next major thingy that happened was my FFI. Finally passed it. Something which i did not wanted.Although i wasnt really 100% condition, the doc juz said, "nvm la, sick fall out lor" -_-"""""" As if i dont know about that. Now my bmt is offically scheduled on July 11... Dont Know wil post out anot. Let see what happens in the next few months. Many people from man to sgts to LTC (yes! BUt he hinted, not outright of course) suggested to me to downgrade, but then im not too sure bout tat..Now im really confused to what i really want. I dont mind going to BMT but staying here is good as well, if i change my job scope..or not...k, see wat i mean bout confused...Haizzzya...see how man..gotta come to a conclusion soon.

Let me see..wat else happened....
oh yeah, there was once i saw this really familar gal in the gym last sunday..she must have found me familar too and kept staring back at me...couldnt remember who she was until i went home and recalled tat she was desmond's fren from way back!! cao...no wonder so familar..damn pai sei nv go talk to her.. confirm tat was her a few days later wif desmond...Come to think bout it, she was erm, not bad…tat was it, my impression of her. Okok…maybe abit more but tat was it. ZIP.

Ever Wonder if Statues can get high?

2005-04-26T15:17:00.000+08:00

Ever Wonder if Statues can get high?
Originally uploaded by splinterhood.

Tham and his new propaganda poster...

2005-04-26T10:10:00.000+08:00

tham and poster
Originally uploaded by splinterhood.

tham and his giant poster

photos 2...

2005-04-26T09:59:00.000+08:00

Saw nothin...so im going to delete and try again....

Photos...

2005-04-25T19:44:00.000+08:00

Erm i used mozilla as server to upload leh....if u guys nv see the captions tell me....

Improvements...

2005-04-25T18:35:00.000+08:00

Yeah...finally got myself a tag board...scarly no one tag then sian liaoz...managed to upload pic also...haha...shall upload more in the next few posts...
not updating in the mean time as im busy wif all these stuff...maybe tml or later tonight if my sis is not using the com...........

updates...

2005-04-15T16:02:00.000+08:00

Sianz...really lazy to update..but then feel like updating.. -_-" ...so i dun think i'll use proper sentence structure...singlish the bestest man... ;P
Saw simin on msn tues night...tio stun man when she said she was in UK for attachment...for 3.5 mths....power la...go there enjoy life liao lor...enjoy new culture,ppl,env,food,weather,etc....shioka man....then we all suffer here... T.T ....she said she going to jio the ang moh guys there also.... ;P ...haha....
The original gd fren chat me up on msn juz a few hours before....all the way from taiwan man.... -_-" ....stickyness to the max....so far away liao still look me up....anywayz said he there for 1.5 mth for other unit's atec test....since he atec ma so must stay there all the way....but then coming back this wk...ask wan jio others play majong again after he come back....anyway, he always boosted tat one day he will catch jun qiang when they meet in exercise one day....(caz qiang recce ma)...then he can have incentives because of qiang...ie...extra offs..haha...wa...cannot imagine man...he'll def make a huge episode of the thingy then qiang will have no face aldy...wahaha....

k,let me see wat else happened.....
oh ya...also watched 2 vampire shows on my duty night....courtesy of adam...haha...queen of the damned and blade 2....songs for both movies were pretty good! Adam promise to lend me his QFTD soundtrack liao...yes man...long long time nv listen to heavy music aldy...
also found blogs by huimin and weiling courtesy of simin....

Wed noon went bowling at some ulu place for the staff and student interaction...everyone was in a big hurry to go home early and bowled at breakneck speed...i didn bowl particularly well becaz tham couldnt stop clicking away wif his camera....cao...also took pics of me including one erm...interesting shot.... -_-" ...his camera voyeurism was the main distraction from my game man...cao...alway take those candid shots of ppl...next time must posrt some shots here tat he took man...think its a matter of time he turn into a professional paparazzi...plying his livelihood by catching celebs in the mists of indecent acts..........
Went DOTA-ling after tat....i officially declare tat i suck at CK...cao...ganna own like crazy...only got a kill...which came at the precise moment when the game was bout to end...so the kill didn register... T.T .............cao...gotta change to someone else man.......maybe centaur,razor,medusa or leoric........

Nothin much happened yesterday cept ganna last min arrow by larry to help wif run...then go home late cant go for hair cut liao.......sianz.......

FACT FILE
Name: Chong ZY(wonder if he same family as tat chong)
Nick: THE GD FREN!!
DESCPT: erm...think its better i dun write now...dunno if he is reading anot...scarly sudddenly popped out of somewhere then ja lat.....

Duty?!! TOday?

2005-04-12T23:57:00.000+08:00

WA CaOoooo.....thought today uneventful....sia la, then suddenly last min say i got duty... *o* !!!! Actually was my mistake...forgot i changed my duty wif kai loon today instead of tml....haiz...thought finally today i can go for a hair cut and play the games i bought last sun...now im suffering from WE* withdrawal symtomes liao...ArHhhhhh....!!!!! nv bring moi duty stuff also..gonna smell tml man..somemore going to chevron to play bowling in the afternoon for staff/student interaction...Sianz..how how...this time die liao....lucky i brought extra shirt for no apparent reason...haha...super heng...was the shirt i bought from master yesterday but lazy to take out...hahaz...
watched vampires shows juz now...courtesy of adam, blade 2 and queen of the damned...the songs are very good man...gotta find out wat izzit...adam said he have the sound track for QOTD...get from him tml...haha...features static x and papa roach many others....long long time nv listen to these type of heavy songs liao....

Sianz...

2005-04-12T16:51:00.000+08:00

Nothin much happened the past few days...went DOTA-ling on sat and ganna owned like crazy again... ;( sianz...but at least improved liao..wun get last placing everytime...pretty soon i'll own ppl!!! WAHAHA...
Bought Halo,Resident evil 4 and Winning Eleven 8 international on sun when i went out to play pool wif kei and zul...only tried WE8..the others haven touched yet...
In the mean time, went to work out on my own as well...think im getting slotty and must get in shape liao.. ;X However the surprising thing was tat i measured my BMI today and got a shocking 19.8!!! Huh?!! Im as confused as any one else...

Went blog srfing today and saw many intersting sites....wa...make me so pai sei...my blog so plain...but then im too lazy to upload any pics or avatars...for now...maybe next time la....CIAO!

CSM office...

2005-04-07T17:02:00.000+08:00

Today ganna called into csm office again...sianz...apparently, he wan to take stock of all the audit equipments tat we have...and he explained to me y he had to do all these to show everyone and the auditors when they come...caz in the past there was no proper system to check and take note of all the equipments of all the stuff in college....so now tat he's arrowed to be in charge of these, he wans to make sure tat from he's reign onwards, everything is accounted for he no need to pay...claims tat he is protecting he's own ass and ours so we wun ganna when ppl come and check..(p.s...i aint thinking properly now so pls bear wif me if i sound abit funny)he also prepared the handing and taking over form for us...sianz...now finally noe his true motive liao....he wans to hand over the stuff to us so tat if anything happens, ie spoil or go missing, he can transfer the arrow to us.... -_-" sianz man....and its no small sum man...here is a rough list..

1)12 projectors each worth 3000 bucks
2)2 set of sound system 5000 each...
3)2 laptops 3000 each....
4)other assortments like bluetooth mouse etc..bout 1000...
5)visualisors and OHPs dunno how much but estimated to be 8000 the least...
(22 OHPs and 3 visual)
total bout 60 000 liao lorz.... all under my charge.... -_-"
i kowtow to the master of siaming....haiz...

another thing....the best line and incident i've heard today is in CSM office...it goes like this...

James picked up Master's bk and started reading...suddenly, he asked,

'Master,where exactly is the G-spot ah? Can tell me?'

O_O"

Wa!! Guy declare love in NUS lecture!!!

2005-04-07T16:56:00.000+08:00

Title speaks for itself man...damn pro...very daring also....everyone shoulg give him a round of applause!! didn noe the ending....alrite...here's the linkz...

http://www.comp.nus.edu.sg/~angchia1/cuiwen.wmv

Read this somewhere...

2005-04-06T17:25:00.000+08:00

Special Story! This took place at White Hart Lane, of all places in 1945. Arsenal were playing Dynamo Moscow when a dense fog descended on the pitch. The referee refused to abandon the match because the visiting team had come all the way from Moscow. The game swiftly reduced to farce! One Arsenal player was sent off for fighting, but sneaked back on again in the fog. The Russians substituted a player, but never sent their player off. Indeed, there were strong suspicions, that throughout the game, the Russian side secretly increased from 11 players to 15! The problem was that no-one could actually see enough to count them. The final confusion happened when the Arsenal goalie became disorientated in the fog, ran into the goal post and knocked himself out. He was replaced by a member of the crowd.

Sianz...

2005-04-06T17:00:00.000+08:00

Sianz....everytime wan go for run then rain.... T_T ...... sianz....4 or 5 times liao leh....WDH man....super sianz....how come like tat....obviously someone wans me to get fat.....
Saw Matthew this morning....long time no see him liao...got commisioned last sat, exactly 1yr after his enlistment...but came back to OCS to take course for another 3 days...told me he was posted to MSD but still didn noe wat his job scope was...think most likely is intelligence....also proposed tat we meet up wif the rest some day...any way long time no see my bmt mates liao....me wonder how r they now...

Lame

2005-04-05T15:06:00.000+08:00

here's a lame clip...check it out...
http://www.deviantart.com/view/7141619/

SIanZ.../ SRT-the MRT cum LRT of the A.R.M.y...

2005-04-05T10:21:00.000+08:00

Damn sianz in the forum now so decided to post something,anything....
saw the students srt presentation and some of them were real funny...
THey always comment tat i always get free lessons and lectures when sitting in the control room, and becaz they are taking the Masters course, i can get a MBA as well for FOC...need not go through the shit of taking exams and tests and thousand word assigments as well...somemore get to sit through and listen through 2 courses wif twice a day lecture...then get MASTERs liao then go uni degrade myself take Ba for my course......(super -_-") then my NS will be the most fruitful as i ORD wif a MASTERs degree.... blah...blah..........."

LTC (ret) Richard Chew...or rather his car.....

2005-04-05T09:28:00.000+08:00

Last thurs was his last day...not tat im very fond of him, juz tat i was arrowed to help him pack up at the very last min when i was taking off for george thomas for fri.... sianz... last day also wan to caz problem...luckily he had the heart to fetch me back....i got a total shock when i saw his car. It looked normal on the outside but the inside was totally awesome!! (btw its a Volvo) Said he bought it for 160k....a discounted price from 180k.... wa cao..........DS really rich man.....had a built in car phone, very uncommon for a singaporean car. The ans button was at the steering wheel and there is a build in speaker, so tat is no need for a handheld set..the car can cruise at a touch of a button, can change many other stuff wif many other buttons for lots of other functions at the dashboard which i dunno how to describe....the sound system had a very strong bass as well...can hear all the 'uhmp' despite playing those wuzzie classy the car looks normal from the outside but the interior was extremely spacious with a large boot to...erm...boot...best thing was the engine was very powerful, can accelerate at a tremendous rate and can reach a top speed of 260kmph....very quiet as well...Damn Zai maN!!!
Chatted a little wif him during the journey...found out tat his daughter is my age, studying last yr in architectual in SP then to NUS architect....son is in SJI...

PROFILE...
Rank: ret LTC
Name: Richard Chew
Descpt: Really a downright fucker and one big chimney... hard to deal wif at work and arrowing ppl even on his last day...basket...cant believe he is a hippie in the seventies, complete wif long hair and all....WTF man...tried to subject his daughter to his will but lucky for her daughter, she escaped and did wat she wanted...was in charge of many DSPs and gave me lots of problems...c-bonk...definitely not going to miss him when he retires man...his replacement is 10x better than him...

3-in-1 package

2005-04-04T15:37:00.000+08:00

Once again...my laziness to update overpowered me....so here's a 3 in 1 package on wat i did for the last 3 days....

Fridae...
Asked for the afternoon off from ZXH and got it...bk out at 12 and took csm car outta camp and attempted to make a mad last min scramble to register for nus and smu both on the same day. I had to personally bring down supporting documents of my result as i am not part of the 2004 A level cohort.Slow mail was outta question as it was the last day..Asked my way to nus from a host of ppl to double confirm the way to both uni-s...many thanks to Jill, tham, kevin and winfrid for guiding this poor lost soul...but then took a longer route on moi way to smu caz kevin gave me the wrong bus no...reach the bus stop only to find tat there's a direct bus there... -_-" ...but then its bus no. is the infamous 171 so i dun think i would take tat either... actually smu's current site is quite ulu...if i get in, i cant wait to go to the new campus...!! haha...centralise location can go town any time man!! lol...like tat sure fail uni....tat is if i go smu.....
I completed all my application in a surprising short time and i reached cineleisure around 3 plus where i was suppose to meet jasper and all in the evening..by tat time my phone had died and i was really hoping tat they didn change the location last min..i was sweating all this time and my shirt reak slightly of sweat from all the walking and travelling; not to mention, hungry as well as i had eaten since dinner the night b4...so i chilled out at LJS for a while and went to Heeren later...wanted to buy Sum41 album but decided otherwise...by 5 i was really bored so i strolled around and went babe watching...haha...no other entertainment liao so bo pian....
went to check out the latest movies and games as well..tat was till jasper and gang came...went for dinner and went straight to DOTA-ling!! haha...played quite a few games as i once again cemented my noob status and got killed quite a number of times...haha...at least i improved abit and didn get last ranking for the whole night...haha...i stayed till nearly 12 and rushed to catch the last train....

SAT...
wanted to go run and gym in the morning but as the weather for the umpteen time, forbade me to do so....so i juz slept in the whole morning....wanted to go bowling in the afternoon but mel and tong were not free so no go man...so i juz stayed home the whole day and play game lor...WC3... got stuck at the last undead campaign...damn tough man...did it twice...first missed by 20 sec, 2nd missed by 10 sec.... -_-" ... sianz.... gave up and went net surfing.....sianz....then the whole day passed juz like tat......

Sun...
There was confusion in the morning as i was supposed to go to my aunt's place in the morning for my cousin's wedding but my mum didn gave me any details so i didn go...wanted to go gym as well but woke up too late and end up staying at home and download new songs into my hp... tio gan when mum came back and i rushed to get ready and to the place...i msg my other cousins and found out tat they were not there yet and were coming later than i did... -_-" ...so i took my own sweet time instead...spent practically the whole day there stoning as i had nothin to do...other than tat chatted wif my nosey aunts who wanted to noe anything and everything about and from me....sianz....in the evening went to the wedding banquet...also quite bored...so i had an sms chat wif my younger cousin the whole night despite sitting 3 seats away...haha...wth sia...also checked out another cousin's i pod (nowu noe i have a real big family)....cool sia!!! Made me rethink my idea of getting one....haha....other than tat practically juz ate and ate...and played wif my nephews and niece....yeah...old liao man....HAIZ.....chat wif a few other ppl more...and all of them questioned y i got fatter in NS!!! haha....sianz....gotta explain to them the concept of AVA cum storeman in NS....but on the good side said tat i look better after putting on more weight... -_-" conflicting ideas man....took a few photos after the banquet then went home lor...nothin much....

Dreams...

2005-03-28T16:30:00.000+08:00

Was surfing the net today when i came across howstuffworks.com....recommended by gilbert. I read bout the article on dreams and how they work...its damn interesting man!! It has pages of details on how dreams work, from the physiological to the mental aspects. It also explains how we cant really remember dreams and lucid dreaming....which im proud (not really) to say tat i maybe one of the few to experience tat naturally!!! FYI, [Lucid dreaming is a learned skill and occurs when you are dreaming, you realize you are dreaming and you are able to then control what happens in your dream -- all while you're still asleep.

Lucid dreaming
Being able to control your dreams would be a very cool thing to be able to do, but it is a difficult skill that usually takes special training. It is estimated that fewer than 100,000 people in the United States have the ability to have lucid dreams.] (lifted)
usually when i have these dreams, which btw are very few and rare, is to kill off the villian who is causing me to have the nightmare!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!! Or, i'll do some exotic stuff which i cant do in real life...
There is also dream incubation where u 'plant' the seed for dreaming before u slp and hope tat the dream will solve ur problem!! Well, if u cant solve consciously, might as well use the untapped potential of ur brain..

There are also possible intepretations of common dreams by ppl and wat they usually mean...below are some courtesy of howstuffworks.....

Common Dream Themes and Their Interpretations

Being naked in public
Most of us have had the dream at some point that we're at school, work or some social event, and we suddenly realize we forgot to put on clothes! Experts say this means:
- We're trying to hide something (and without clothes we have a hard time doing that).
- We're not prepared for something, like a presentation or test (and now everyone is going to know -- we're exposed!).
If we're naked but no one notices, then the interpretation is that whatever we're afraid of is unfounded. If we don't care that we're naked, the interpretation is that we're comfortable with who we are.
Falling
You're falling, falling, falling... and then you wake up. This is a very common dream and is said to symbolize insecurities and anxiety. Something in your life is essentially out of control and there is nothing you can do to stop it. Another interpretation is that you have a sense of failure about something. Maybe you're not doing well in school or at work and are afraid you're going to be fired or expelled. Again, you feel that you can't control the situation.
Being chased
The ever-popular chase dream can be extremely frightening. What it usually symbolizes is that you're running away from your problems. What that problem is depends on who is chasing you. It may be a problem at work, or it may be something about yourself that you know is destructive. For example, you may be drinking too much, and your dream may be telling you that your drinking is becoming a real problem.
Taking an exam (or forgetting that you have one)
This is another very common dream. You suddenly realize you are supposed to be taking an exam at that very moment. You might be running through the hallways and can't find the classroom. This type of dream can have several variations that have similar meanings. (Maybe your pen won't write, so you can't finish writing your answers.) What experts say this may mean is that you're being scrutinized about something or feel you're being tested -- maybe you're facing a challenge you don't think you're up to. You don't feel prepared or able to hold up to the scrutiny. It may also mean there is something you've neglected that you know needs your attention.
Flying
Many flying dreams are the result of lucid dreaming. Not all flying dreams are, however. Typically, dreaming that you are flying means you are on top of things. You are in control of the things that matter to you. Or, maybe you've just gained a new perspective on things. It may also mean you are strong willed and feel like no one and nothing can defeat you. If you are having problems maintaining your flight, someone or something may be standing in the way of you having control. If you are afraid while flying, you may have challenges that you don't feel up to.
Running, but going nowhere
This theme can also be part of the chasing dream. You're trying to run, but either your legs won't move or you simply aren't going anywhere -- as if you were on a treadmill. According to some, this dream means you have too much on your plate. You're trying to do too many things at once and can't catch up or ever get ahead.
Your teeth falling out
Many people have dreams that they lose all of their teeth. In this dream, they may feel something strange in their mouth and then spit teeth into their hand, eventually losing all of their teeth. According to some, our teeth are related to our sense of power and our ability to communicate. Losing our teeth not only makes us embarrassed by our appearance, which hinders our communications, but it also lessens our power because we may not speak our minds. It's also associated with feelings about our appearance.

There are also such things as night terrors where ppl are still asleep but look wide awake....for eg, they may sit up in bed screaming wif their eyes wide open... but when they wake up, they usually dun remember any of it...now u noe there is a logical explaination other than demon or ghost possession...(though i dun think this can be a valid explaination for the exorcist story).. i remember a guy i noe had this although it happened in the day...
it was during my bmt after i got OOC...i stroll by the corridor and saw my ex-platoonmate sleeping soundly wif his eyes open!! Sortof half opened.... A few of my frens saw it as well and they freaked out and laughed bout it..

Then theres the fun part, premonition dreams....these dreams freaked me out totally man...im not bragging or wat but i telling u i have these dreams before man although didn have one for the last few yrs....totally freaky man...especially when u dun realised tat something's gonna happen until tat particular scene comes into mind at tat exact moment it happened, sortof a deja vu...instead of talking so much, i decide to relate one of the dreams i had when i was pri 4 and i swear tat its true....

Tat night i had i dreamt about a wedding celebration in my void deck in which i saw the bride was my aunt but i didn see the groom's face...the decor were quite empty and everyone was chatting joyously..(obviously la) i walked around and saw tat the env was diff from wat i knew..the block was surrounded in wildness wif long grasses...save for a tree which till now..is still under my block..under tat tree, i saw i poncho covering something wif feet sticking out. Suddenly it seemed like everyone saw wat i found and one of my relatives lifted the poncho so tat he could see who it was...then the scene quickly changed to tat of a dark and sombre mood and everyone started running away into an under pass near my block.......then i woked up...(at least tats wat i can remember now after so many yrs...)
The next day i saw a funeral being set up and my mom told me tat one of my neighbour had commited sucide by jumping out of his apartment!!! Wtf man!!! The shocking thing is tat afew wks later, as i was walking back home my mom told me not to step under the tree as there was where tat guy had landed!!! WTF man!!! Totally freeeeeaked me out...and as my dream predicted, my aunt got married soon after...and the surprising thing was tat my aunt had been single for a very long time so it was quite a shocker to me tat she was getting married....
This is one of the instance of some of the premonition dream i had...in the past when i was younger i didn tell any one bout it caz i thought telling it would spoil the aura and next time would not happen again...(wat do u expect? i was only 10) then soon i juz simply forgot bout it....
a pity i didn dream bout lottery numbers or i would be rich by now... SIanz... even if i had, i would not remember until tat day itself and it would be too late...

any way...to find out more bout dreams, go to the website man...alot other stuff u can find out..i linkz liao....

A little bit of everything....

2005-03-23T21:45:00.000+08:00

a little bit of everything is stretching me apart....so much to do at work, so much to do at play, so much to do myself tat i dun think i got nuff time to rest. Pretty stay OT almost everyday for the last 2 wks, go out wif unit frens, jc frens, sec sch ppl and family and other frens as well during my free time...Not to mention do some reading to gain knowledge, for pleasure and play game to catch up on the lost time i didn play last time...bleahz....
Or so i thought. Come to think bout it, it may be tat i needed more private time to energise myself as compared to the past...after all, i change fairly often...maybe it became worst...'shrugz'..oh well...if its really tat, then i really need whole lot of it...therefore i still think im tired...see wat i mean....im blabbing in circles.... -_-"

The last few days were really really screwed up...yesterday got a major gan by csm...the day b4 had 2 col coming in to talk bout their tsnami relief efforts...everything went smoothly except tat they decide to stay way pass their time of 1730 to 1900...(bad day it was also as i rushed to the vcd shop in amk after tt only to find tt it had closed tat day for some special reason...how suay can u get man.....)sianz...the recording went smoothly as well until when i burn the cd and i agve it to csm then i found out there was no sound.....WAT DA FUC man...how the fuc mi suppose to noe wat went wrong
? im no pro leh... juz noe bits and pieces picked up froms schling days...i didn even touch any thing fearing for my tendency to screw up....now i've upgraded to another level,....screwing w/o touching......
any way....the cd was super impt caz DY wanted it and didn wan the speakers to come back next yr..show video can liao......tats y csm super pissed...threatened to put me in another department...i will gladly do so man...im abit sick of audit any way...so much work, always stay back yet he always think tat i do nothin inside...didn wan to argue back since there was no pt any way..always say i do nothin....etc....not true wat...although sometimes im relatively free, there are still lots of bits and parts of errand to do esp when im juz like the inqiury counter when wif the students...asking me questions ranging from wireless net to blackboard...giving me laptops to aiya...many other stuff la....
SBS...(si bei sian) somemore stay back so late everyday by the time i reach home juz have nuff time to slp then next morning bk in again.....siansaion man....and he always manages in inspect the audit at the right time when im super busy and have no time to clear up all the stuff...zxh didn make it better by saying my stuff is messy...well, her rm isnt any better....thought i could ask for off on thurs for a breather...now dun think got chance liao... ;(
gotta register for my uni soon...closing application is april...speaking of which reminds me tat my money is running low...i dunno how but the original wc3 battlechest took a huge chuck outta my wallet, and i have been going out fairly often...tuition also poseponed a couple of times so, no money liao lor...how sia...ja lat..........

Then again it reminds me of how ppl have crisis in life...(seems strange tt i can relate totally unrelated stuff together) i read in someone's webbie tt one is going through a spiritual crisis...i mean... HOW DA FUC DO U GET TT? its either a yes or no! tts nothin in between bout tt..u get emotional crisis, money crisis... blah blah...but how the hell do u get tt? Tats a pretty loser man...

Read some of my frens blogs and found out tt we have really grown up...Most of them are either in uni, ns or bout to grad from poly...many wif working experiences aldy. They are all comtemplating major decisions in life (although chosing the rite sec sch in PSLE counts too, even streaming---so now u noe how fast the kids must grow up) esp the poly ones where they have to think wheather they still wanted to continue studying..i mean, for us, studying has been the one and only major stuff tt has happened to us and many of us cant think of life w/o it. To satisfy their comformity, most opt to continue wif their studies. Tats wat bad for S'pore youths.Most only noe how to study and do not noe much about any thing else...also they lack the guts to take risk unless they made sure tt the risks do not damage their future paths...tats super hum ji-ness man even though i myself maybe guilty of tat...personally i feel tat sticking to tried and tested methods isnt the way to go particularly if many others wan to jump on the same bandwagon to sucess...only by finding new ways can society improve...
On another note, the posting results came out yesterday....my sis went to nyjc...wa pai sei man....sis out doing bro....but then again, she got the best of TTH master plan of which she got the full 4 yrs to develop while i got only 1 1/2.........sianzzzzz..........

Interesting article

2005-03-20T10:44:00.000+08:00

here's an interesting article i came across which i decided to share wif u guys...apparently the news is quite old only now tat they decide to publish it in the press.....

Finger length 'key to aggression'

Finger length is linked to testosterone exposure in the wombThe length of a man's fingers can reveal how physically aggressive he is, Canadian scientists have said.
The shorter the index finger is compared to the ring finger, the more boisterous he will be, University of Alberta researchers said.
But the same was not true for verbal aggression or hostile behaviours, they told the journal Biological Psychology after studying 300 people's fingers.
The trend is thought to be linked to testosterone exposure in the womb.

It has been known for some time that there is a direct correlation between finger lengths and the amount of the male sex hormone testosterone that a baby is exposed to in the womb.
In women, the two fingers are usually almost equal in length, as measured from the crease nearest the palm to the fingertip. In men, the ring finger tends to be much longer than the index.
Other studies looking at finger length ratio have suggested that, in men, a long ring finger and symmetrical hands are an indication of fertility, and that women are more likely to be fertile if they have a longer index finger.
Finger length can tell you a little bit about where personality comes from
Researcher Dr Peter Hurd
One study found boys with shorter ring fingers tended to be at greatest risk of a heart attack in early adulthood, which was linked to testosterone levels.
In the current study, Dr Peter Hurd and his student Allison Bailey measured the fingers of 300 undergraduates at their university.
Men with the shortest index fingers scored higher on measures of physical aggression than those with longer index fingers, but the study's findings did not apply to women.
Dr Hurd is now looking at male hockey players to see whether there is any correlation between finger lengths and each player's penalty record for contact and fouling during matches.
Window to the soul?
He has also been looking at whether men with more feminine finger lengths might be more prone to depression.
He said: "Finger length can tell you a little bit about where personality comes from.
"A large part of our personalities and our traits are determined while we are still in the womb."
But he said finger length should not be used to draw too many conclusions about an individual person.
"For example, you wouldn't want to screen people for certain jobs based on their finger lengths."
I could predict reasonably well who was going to win based on their finger length
Professor John ManningUniversity of Central Lancashire
Professor John Manning from the University of Central Lancashire's department of psychology, who first realised that sex hormone exposure in the womb influences finger length, agreed.
He said certain individual characteristics correlate better with finger length than others.
"For example, if you had a group of runners and they were about to start a race I could predict reasonably well who was going to win based on their finger length.
"But I would not be able to predict whether someone was neurotic or not."
He said Dr Hurd's findings were logical based on what we know about finger length, testosterone exposure and aggression, but said more research was needed to confirm the findings.
He said another recent study had found women exposed to higher levels of testosterone in the womb, and hence a more 'male' pattern of finger length, displayed more frustrated behaviour when answering challenging telephone calls than other women.

BBC news

2005-03-16T13:37:00.000+08:00

Enjoy Your Stay
For The End is Coming

WEbbie.........

2005-03-15T16:12:00.000+08:00

found a couple of websites which i thought was interesting......one is known as the toughest online puzzle.......i have link it so juz start playing!!! btw...i got stuck at level 4 out of 81 stages so its not really easy.....have fun!!!

the info i found was this....

a blue whale prodeces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates; *but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. You wonder why the ocean is so salty....... now you know don't swallow the water!!

now considering the total population of blue whales which is approximately 10000 (10000-14000) so tat would make it 5000 males? supposing they do it once everyday, the amount discharge would be...

5000 X 360 = 1 800 000 gallons a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tats whole lot of cum man..........
tats also another reason NOT to drink ocean water........

Countdown.........

2005-03-14T17:30:00.000+08:00

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BOOK OUT LO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Medical update...

2005-03-14T16:56:00.000+08:00

Went to see the ENT(u dun wan to noe the long form)specialist last wk and had another scope..fyi, its down my nose and not up my arse...the doctor said tat the reason for my persistence nose block is because my nose partition (the stuff tat make sure tat u have to holes instead of one big one) is crooked and have to go for surgery to deal wif it...its optional of course...also said tat my allergy is getting better but still not very good yet....the worse thing is tat he refused to write a letter to defer my bmt saying its not serious nuff although i think it is..judging tat i having been coughing on and off for the last 3/4 yr...maybe i ask the another doc again next appt......till then i'll juz have to wait..lorz......

Post

2005-03-14T16:25:00.000+08:00

i realise i have been lamenting alot lately....think tat says much of the env im in and the change in moi character....besides,im a social chameleon hence, this juz reflect wat im going through and the ppl im working wif.....instead of maybe making myself tougher, i may have made myself less tougher and perhaps lower my tolerance, endurance and persistence wif moi work and daily life...either tat or im taking it to a whole new level.. i sure hope its the latter...
getting lerthagic lately, juz dun feel like doing anything and disinterest in everything unlike in the past....i wonder wats happening to me....watever it is, im praying tat its juz a temporary phase...(wait a min, i dun pray)

Pictures

2005-03-14T16:09:00.000+08:00

actually wanted to upload some pic but then still feel abit lazy..sooo

Finally....

2005-03-14T15:00:00.000+08:00

finally feel like writing again after soooo many days...feel tat this is actually quite useless to me any way caz i do not really like to reveal so much bout moiself especially to known ppl...(where i have moi image to keep...hehe) therefore, i only choose to diverge some stuff or encrypt the stuff tat i wrote...tats why some of my post looks so strange...(according to me la) CSM/CWO and the students are not here today,hence,a relatively peaceful...ok la very slack day wif absolutely nothin to do...deicide to blog now and maybe reply tham later and go for a run if i have the time.... life in SCSC sucks man....to think my job scope changed dramatically in juz 6 mths...from super slack to super xiong...here's a summary...

Before
-set up sound system
After
-comprehensive set up sound system and new equipments

Before
-set up projection system
After
-set up projection system and laptop,get lecture slides from lecturer,presentation slides from students and upload into online blackboard

Before
-DSP setup table,sound and board
After
-DSP set up sound,table,board and camera to film talk then burn tat into a cd...plus enduring the meticulous check by Dy before every DSP and a sudden check every now and then.........

Before
-take note of movement of projectors
After
-maintainence and setting up of 10 wireless projector from SSU which cost 3000 plus each..

Before
-slack
After
-take care of laptops and thumbdrives, bluetooth mouse which lecturer often abuse...

same job scope...different criterias...
the last 6 mths here had been fairly eventful during which..........
-went to Istana twice for CSC and NSCSC grad
-went to TUAS incinerator for garbage disposal
-ganna 1 extra for failing to lock doors
-done numerous DSPs -saw numerous generals and distinguish speakers... -almost sign 1206 three times
1) becaz my upper study fail to clarify if he had sign out for 10 remote controls and i almost had to pay for them
2)my upper study(again) fail to list out comprehensivly wat equipments we have and in the process lost a few equipments totaling nearly afew thousand bucks
3)some cockanathan spill coffee on the laptop which i sign out for and it crashed........ and survived to my enormous relief...tat was nearly my 1 yr pay man...

as u can see,NS is almost as hard on the wallet as it is on the physical training(for many) tats why so many ppl cant wait to ORD... besides, living a monotonous life can be really really boring...absolutely no motivation at all save the fear of going AWOL...and subsequently a free holiday in DB where everything and anything is free except your freedom of course...

Right or left brain...

2005-03-11T12:07:00.000+08:00

Brain Lateralization Test Results

Right Brain (50%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.
Left Brain (46%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain

Are You Right or Left Brained?
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I remember taking this test in sec sch and i got equal score...now unbalanced liao...

Personality test

2005-03-11T11:56:00.000+08:00

Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	54%
Schizoid	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	58%
Schizotypal	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	58%
Antisocial	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	62%
Borderline	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	38%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Narcissistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	54%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	42%
Dependent	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Obsessive-Compulsive	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	38%

Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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Int Test

2005-03-11T11:00:00.000+08:00

Visual Pattern Fluid Intelligence Test Results

Sir Francis Galton, the cousin of Charles Darwin, first popularized the notion of measurable intelligence in the late 1800s. Charles Spearman later discovered that all mental abilities tend to correlate together when statistically analyzed. He called this G. Modern researchers tend to agree that there are two kinds of intelligence, crystallized intelligence (learned knowledge) and fluid intelligence (abstract processing ability). Most non-verbal intelligence tests measure the latter. Some research suggests that fluid intelligence may correlate best to G.

Your overall percentile is 87% which means you scored higher than 87% of the people who have taken this test. The internet population tends to be more intelligent so your percentile might be higher if the test taking sample was perfectly random. Keep in mind, taking this test more than once will render your percentile score inaccurate because the percentile score assumes these questions were fresh to the test taker.

The point of this test is to challenge you and show you how you compare to other test takers on a set of novel questions. Consequently, I need to keep the answers secret to protect the integrity of the test.

More name analysis..............

2005-03-10T09:23:00.000+08:00

NAME ANALYSIS FOR: swee koon Ong

swee koon:
Status is important to you and your ability to achieve success and earn money. You have a need to be noticed and seek status. You have high aspirations and a cheery disposition. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You need to learn to be expressive. You are a person who cannot tolerate being misunderstood. You have good recuperative abilities. You are determined. You have a great deal of loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You need to learn flexibility. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind.

Ong:

Rison:

You make impersonal decisions quickly, but not so with personal concerns. You like to think things over carefully, but tend to be indecisive. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically. You try to be prudent. You have good business acumen. You have a great deal of loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind.

Ong:

You have a great deal of loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You must learn to give 'wise' service and not be a martyr. You are a hard worker when you make up your mind to do a job.
winfrid:
Take advantage of all opportunities. You must develop your creativity and talents. You are determined to prove yourself to others. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind. You are naturally friendly. You can be the life of the party. You enjoy a challenge. You can take thought-directed actions. You need to learn to give and receive love for love's sake. You have a need to be assured of affection. You have a discriminating nature coupled with perseverance and family pride.

wong:

You have high aspirations and a cheery disposition. You have a great deal of loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You must learn to give 'wise' service and not be a martyr. You are a hard worker when you make up your mind to do a job.
NAME ANALYSIS FOR: colin chin

colin:
You are a quick study, and can be self-taught. Your curiosity can get the best of you, but you must learn to concentrate. You have a great deal of loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind.

chin:

You are clever, inventive, imaginative and youthful. You enjoy socializing. You work hard to achieve material success through your own efforts. You need to learn to give and receive love for love's sake. You have a need to be assured of affection. You must learn to give 'wise' service and not be a martyr.

yuheng:

Financial gains and status are important elements in your life. You want to do things in your own way and on your own terms. You are soft-hearted with a charitable nature. You work hard to achieve material success through your own efforts. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind. You are a hard worker when you make up your mind to do a job.

tham:

You are an overly sensitive person, often falling into a savior-martyr role. You are very skeptical and have more than your share of bad luck. You need to learn the true value of material possessions. You have a natural protection in life. You are always saved - especially from yourself. You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. You are always involved with projects and things to do.

and last but not least....

NAME ANALYSIS FOR: sex bomb

sex:
Status is important to you and your ability to achieve success and earn money. You have a need to be noticed and seek status. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You have many diversified interests.

bomb:

You have a tendency to resist change. Don't miss opportunities for growth. You have a love of creature comforts, but must learn to handle money. You have a great deal of loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You are always involved with projects and things to do. There is a need to learn flexibility; a need to find your own identity.

taken from http://miva.zodiacal.com/acro.mv

Bored...

2005-03-10T09:12:00.000+08:00

Out of sheer boredom, i decided to do this.....!!!!

name analysis..
Description of Your First Name of: Bastard

The name Bastard creates the urge to understand others, but we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems.

Your name of Bastard gives you the ability to understand people and to merge conflicting viewpoints to create harmony in association. You dislike facing issues or witnessing hurt feelings. You make friends easily but must guard against becoming involved in the affairs of others or being too easily led. You could do well working with the public giving advice, where you can use your skills in diplomacy in handling people, but where you are not under pressure or required to carry responsibility and make decisions.

Description of Your First Name of: Winfrid

Although the name Winfrid creates idealism and the urge to help others, we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous and fluid systems.

The name of Winfrid creates a very passive, easy-going, friendly nature. You love people and desire to get along with everyone you meet. Your desire for sociability and the pleasant things in life makes you too easily influenced through your associations. You have imagination and many ideas but you lack the drive or initiative to put these into effect. It is difficult for you to say "no" and mean it or to carry through with any commitments you have made. This name makes you too lackadaisical. The influence of this name is to lack practicality, system and order, organizing ability, astuteness, and the ability to make decisions and act upon them.

Description of Your First Name of: Colin

Although the name Colin creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, it can cause an unscrupulous, materialistic approach that frustrates higher humanitarian qualities. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the reproductive system, worry, and mental tension.

Your name Colin gives you a strong sense of responsibility in business and material affairs, and the practicality and determination to make a success of anything you undertake. Your ability to organize and direct the efforts of others enables you to excel in any managerial position because you have the ability to grasp the concept of a goal complete with an understanding of the steps to be taken. This name has allowed you to develop depth and breadth of mind. You are able to retain facts, to grasp new information to your existing store of knowledge.

Description of Your First Name of: Yuheng

Although the name Yuheng creates executive ambitions, we emphasize that it causes an unscrupulous, materialistic approach that frustrates higher humanitarian qualities. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the reproductive organs.

Your name of Yuheng causes you to place considerable importance upon the material aspect of life. You have an eye for quality, desiring always the very best that money can buy, and you are not content with anything that is second best. You are quick to size up others, and this appraisal is based upon their physical appearance, their clothes, and whether they have achieved material success and the standards of quality that you have set in your own mind. You have a keen business sense, knowing a lucrative proposition when it is presented, and it is likely others would come to you for business counsel. You are a capable leader and organizer who should never be in a subordinate position.

Moi name is.........

2005-03-08T23:30:00.000+08:00

Description of Your First Name of: Rison

Although the name Rison creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it frustrates you through a scattered and emotional nature. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver, bloodstream, and through worry and mental tension.

As Rison, you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. You are responsible and generous, although somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Any jobs requiring systematic and conscientious effort, or involving any form of drudgery, dismay you. In your work, you would seek a position offering self-expression through contact with people, such as sales or teaching, or a position giving scope to your creative, artistic talents. You are good-natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek your advice in personal problems. Others sense your sincere interest and desire to help, and you can always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem.

courtesy of kabalarians.com

cao eh........damn true man...ok not totally but almost....freaky...

World leader

2005-03-07T18:05:00.000+08:00

What Famous Leader Are You?
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haha...bill clinton?!!! Reminds me of something...........haha

Wish list

2005-03-07T09:56:00.000+08:00

Due to a lack of funds at the end of the mth...i can only make this up so tt i will not forget wat i wan to buy and may go over budget...

1) magic the gathering battleground
2) Secrets of the code
3) a cd
4) half life 2/original world craft 3 and expansion
5) watch hitch
6)watch howl's moving castle
7) get my new internet access
8) get a hair cut

btw....shld i add a tag board? mmmmmmmmm..............

Friday...

2005-03-07T09:35:00.000+08:00

erm...once again the combibation of laziness,responsiblity to update and shagness to type have forced my handds in updating in a short cut manner....here it is....

i am spending beyond my means. i am living an immoderate life and i gotta stop! my body is worn out, my mind is diluted, my heart sags in emptiness, my pockets burned.(Rsn: I added this part caz i got tat too...) yesterday was community & environment day and we went to bukit chandu as well as kent ridge park. most seemed to be oblivious to the existence of the canopy walk, which i thought was quite a prominent landscape feature of the west.

after lunch at the chevrons [chicken rice by a "sergeant" who retired from retirement], we played arcade for a while [i beat kai loon at daytona usa! hee hee hee](Rsn: fer me i completed soul calibur 2...quite easy though).......
time to meet the guys at parco bugis junction for dinner.

seoul garden was great! colin's culinary innovations triggered off gastronomical disasters on the other table.(Rsn: which was my table. At this pt i must add tat mixture of watsabe tom yum mint ice cream korean sauce,chlli, ginseng soup and all other asortments found in seoul garden does not taste good...no kiddding...neither does Mathew made fried rice)
winzee finally purchased his oakley shades. the deliberation and vacillation he went through was reminiscent of my ordeals while considering to procure the nikon d70.

(excerpt from THE THAMINATOR...theholymansdiatribe.blogspot.com)

Yesterday was a blast! It was almost as if SCSC knew my birthday was on the 5th and decided to celebrate! What a day! (Rsn: btw its colin for the unintiated...happy birdday colin..)

First off was the perm-staff visit to Bukit Chandu or opium hill as its stands for in Malay. I never knew there was a canopy walk in Kent Ridge Park,(Rsn: the view was really breath taking considering its singapore we're talking bout) where Bukit Chandu is located. Pardon me my ignorance but you have to cut us 'easty-mewahs' some slack. The scenery was like nothing I could ever imagine being in Singapore...but there it was, and it was all breathtaking. (Rsn: see! he said so too!)Those ppl staying in the condo on top of that hill are one hullava lucky bunch for sure.(Rsn: ok..if im going to strike rich some day, im going to buy a house and live there man...)

The museum itself was a pristinely restored colonial bungalow with a pool for reflection. A fitting tribute to the men who lost their lives defending what we would barley recognise today. Ultimately, we are blessed and in their gratitude. Notwithstanding, we decided that we had just the right thing to brighten the days of the forlorn bronze memorial statues. (READ: All manner of perversion, sexual or otherwise, humanly feasible with an inanimate replica of a soldier)

The lunch was hoh-hum...nothing much to say there...we wasted enough time in the arcade at Cheveron's before heading out to MINDS in Yio Chu Kang. Social interaction with the intelletually disabled was awkward but broadening. Some opened up immediately while others had a quiter, more secretive approach to contact. It was the same old routine as the others, tour followed by arts and crafts, followed by games and refresments before saying 'Good-Bye!' with the brightest smile you could muster (universally understood as 'I'm your friend' at minds). The highlight of MY trip, and possibly the other 4 who were with me (Roon, Geoffery, Winston and Chan) occured, innocently enough, when a major approached mygoodself, tapped my shoulder gently as I was crouching over a crayon drawing and screeched," Bo-oy! Do you want to dra-aw?" (Rsn: clarification here...i didn see tat little incident as i was rightly, the only perm staff who was kind nuff to initiate contacts wif the other side...haha...sounds funny the way i put it)

I smiled wryly as I controlled the urge to strangle him.

Dinner was the jewel in this day's crown, which Tham so deftly summed up in his blog. Who knew a few pieces of chicken, some chopped garlic and chili powder could unleash so much chaos and pandemonium? (Rsn: haha...so did the chick make u feel hot colin? haha)

(taken from colin chin...nihilistor.blogspot.com)

adding abit more here since both of them went back early..me matt yong siang winfrid winston roon and her friend who happened to live opposite my block; went to play pool at matt part time gal fren's parlour during which we tried to dig up dirt of Eric from the man himself via the phone...at least i regained some of my form back man...the past few times i played was atrocious...(the pool, not digging the dirt)
after tat we went to TCC @ boat quay and ROC....not to mention bio gals...haha...(this is a topic i will def mention in the future as its not my nature to do tat.........often) i realised tat most of the topics they talked bout revovles arounf SCSC...seems like they were nv to get used to it...

2005-03-02T00:07:00.000+08:00

General!! We've lost a man!!

He is the only link between us and the outsiders!!!

The situation is critical!

We must hurry or the man will be lost forever!!!

We must hurry!!!

DUty...

2005-03-01T23:36:00.000+08:00

Today duty again...si bei sian man...the feeling is terrible especially when i haven done any for nearly a mth...
but then a funny incident happened today...LTC yeo having injured himself while playing soccer had to move around on a wheel--chair as a make shift wheelchair so tat he wouldnt aggrivate his injury...so when it was time to go home, he called the duty personel, which is me, push him in tat chair of his all the way from his 3rd floor office to the main entrance...both at opposite ends of the block...lol...the situation was pretty hilarious and i think he had a hint of embaressment when his wife saw me pushing him to the main entrance using tat lao cock chair of colin's; which i think (again) he took tat oppotunity to get rid of...Dun lie man...u must be gloating...or then again, i maybe wrong. haha...trying to drum up the situation only...oh yeah.. as i was saying, he thanked me for tat effort and ya...tats it.
Spent the rest of the night surfing the net lorz...wat else man..then must reply email...cao ehz...damn long man...i wonder if i got the time to finish it up...organising my thought would pretty much take up most of my time already. Come to think bout it...it was a hectic day man, running around putting all the projectors and stuff and especially i have to meet those diva-seque demands of the DS's who sized with both hands, the chance to complain at every little screw ups and typical of my boss, she would start calling everyone up and asked wtf happened...na bei........ Some things are beyond my control man!!! Its not my fucking fault...

FACT FILE:

Name: Yo..sorry... Yeo

Rank:LTC

Descpt: Seldom deal with him so cant comment much. Only noe tat he came in straight from the last CSC batch. But I suppose if one gets promoted from student to teacher in a yr he must be good. However, the military works differently...so, i dunno lorz...

Fact file of my boss next time then type la...combination of laziness, sianess and inappropriate timing are some of the factors...

Wahaha...

2005-02-28T13:49:00.000+08:00

this is suppose to be a horror story but then i find it too far fetch...all yts students will noe...btw...i found it while surfing the net...

My Story: I'm once a student from the secondary school yishun town, a nice school indeed but now, i'm studying in yishun junior college. Early in last year, there are contruction going on in the school and the workers are laying foundation on the ground but halfway through digging the ground, the workers alerted the police. Then a mortuary van came and carried a dead body away in the broad daylight.The news spread damn fast and soon the whole school knew that a dead body had been found in the new extenstion block. Since then, for every camping that was held in the new extenstion block, there will be unbelievable happenings. Girls hearing sounds in the toliets and unidentified white figure patrolling at the new block every night...... I didnt believe in all this stuffs, till one night when i'm cycling along the roads of yishun area. One late night with a friend at about 1am plus..we cycle pass our school and decided to climb into the school compound to check out for interesting stuffs(we are the dare-devils). The gate is quite easy to climb in. The staircase of the school are being locked but we still find ways to get to the second floor by climbing a pole at the old block. Armed with only a torch, we get to the new block, wishing we can search for people diary under the tables or maybe stealing some valuables from classrooms. While we are looking for the stuffs, we heard someone hailings just like a girl who died very innocently. My friend decided to heck care and continue to look for stuffs. Soon, we found a brand new discman under the table. At this time, we feeling urgent, needing to answer the call of nature. Both of us heard stories about the toliets. Feeling scared, we went to the toliet wanting to get it over quick.Suddenly, the air turning very cold in the toliet. The atmoshpere getting very tense in the toliet. I whisper to my pal and we decided to run out of the school after we turn our heads towards the door. To our big surprise, we saw a head, a woman head with blood dripping from it and the entrails are sticking from the head. She is staring at us with her 2 bloodly eye sockets. It was laughing and laughing...DaMn FuCk, i hold my friend hand and ran out of the toliet at TOP speed. We can hear that she was chasing from behind. All of a sudden, we saw a headless body in bloody red clothes in front of us blocking our way. Blood was flowing from the neck.....We decided to heck care everything. We get out of the school in the shortest time possible. We jumped from the second storey towards the gate and climb through it with the shoutings of the 'pontianak' behind us. We get on our bikes and sped the way back home..THIS STORY IS TRUE. I SWEAR FOR THE SCAR I GOT ON MY HAND THAT WAS FROM THE BARB WIRE OF THE GATE WHEN I'M ESCAPING FROM THE 'PONTIANAK'.

Gruesome stories tat read on the net

2005-02-28T12:58:00.000+08:00

An air hostess, as she passed along the aisle of >the plane on the transatlantic flight from Amsterdam >to New York noticed that the baby, nestled between the couple >who were asleep, didn't look very well in fact it looked >extremely ill. Not wanting to disturb anyone she gently lifted >up the baby and took it back to her station. Feeling the >baby's forehead, she found it was cold and with a >sudden panic she realised that the infant was dead. >Calling upon a doctor she knew to be on board, he >examined the baby and confirmed that, not only was it >dead, but it was embalmed. The child's body >had been hollowed out and it was full of the drugs >that the couple were trying to smuggle into the >States. >___________________________________ >A young lady is alone in her apartment. She goes to >bed with her dog on the floor beside her. In the >middle of the night, she is woken up by a strange >sound. She is alarmed, but reaches down to the dog, >who >licks her hand. She is reassured and goes back to >sleep. In the morning, she finds the dog hung in the >shower. Where the dog slept, she picks up a note which >reads 'Humans can lick too," >__________________________________ >A woman living in the city {Salt Lake} was visiting >friends in Ogden. When she got into her car in >front of this friend's house, she noticed that a car >started up right behind her car. It was about 2:00 in >the morning, and there weren't any other cars on the >road. >After she had driven to the highway, she began to >think that this car was following her. Some of the >time he would drive up real close to her car, but he >wouldn't ever pass. She was really scared to death and >kept speeding to try to get away from him. >When she got to Salt Lake, she started running stop >lights to get away from him, but he would run right >through them too. So when she got to her driveway she >pulled in really fast, and this guy pulled in right >behind her. She just laid on the horn, and her husband >came running out. >Just then, the guy jumped out of the car, and her >husband ran over and said, 'What the hell's goin' on >here?" So he grabbed the guy, and his wife said, "This >man's followed me all the way from Ogden." >The man said, 'I followed your wife because I was >going to work, and as got into my car, I noticed when >I turned my lights on, a man's head bob down in her >back seat." >So the husband went over to her back-seat, opened the >door, and there was a deranged man sitting on the >floor with a knife in his hand.

Pasted...

2005-02-24T23:10:00.002+08:00

went out on friday...lazy to type so a juz repost a post from my fren'z blog...hahaha..

matthew, yong siang, adam, toh, andrew, winfrid, rison and i went to bugis junction parco after half an afternoon of bowling at west coast.

erm..actually is west bowl @ west coast...

Problem...

2005-02-24T23:10:00.001+08:00

I saw something...doesnt bodes well...im crossing my fingers.....

new post

2005-02-24T23:10:00.000+08:00

WUzz up!!! Found new Skin today and decided to try it out...DAMNNN COOLL MAANN...whoever created it must have very good taste...haehaehae....

On a darker note...i realise tat those who prone to show a lighter, happy and carefree side when socialising wif other ppl are quite hard to comprehen. On one hand they maybe laughing and joking away, on the other, we dun really noe wat they are thinking...wheather they feeling down watever...i noe really gd examples of which one of them is me. YEAH. Sometimes i find it harder to noe myself than knowing others.Saying this reminds of my reflections a few nights back. It came out of the blue, (as did many other things in my life) when i bout was falling asleep. i had this sudden rush of mix feeling flow through when i thought about wat happened in the past few mths...
but true to my image conscious character, i sure not diverge much but leave them as clues for ppl to decipher..

past vs future:
moving from comfornity to the unknown..real unknown. Unfortunately it’s a challenge I dun relish…

achievements:
sometimes things juz dun allow one the time and place, chance or circumstances juz doesnt fit. then again who controls these?

luck:
nuff said

emotions:
tat are some things living or not tat i must avoid for the time being to regain my own identity and composure. its juz too many messed up stuff all around...particularly sOme cOmmon sPace and cRis.

light vs dark:
someday when things change, im not going to regret it...becaz i didn force it on myself....

many things did...

Under Construction

2005-02-24T17:00:00.000+08:00

BLOG UNDER CONSTRUCTION:NEW POSTINGS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
WILL BE BACK

Wat i learn todae.....

2005-02-22T16:46:00.000+08:00

Wat i learn today in SCSC...

Auditorium:

Sports:
'SAF is like syncronised swimming...train so hard but for show only'

Place:
'SAF is like geylang...everytime ganna play out by others'

'CO says fall in 8am, pass to OC becomes 745, pass to plt com becomes 730, pass to csm becomes 715, pass to sgt 0700...'

wahaha...damn true man...

In library:
There are 3 types of civilissations namely type 1,2 and 3.

Type 1 is able to harness all the energy tat falls on earth from the sun--something which we can reach in this coming century or so...

Type 2 civilisation is able to harness all the energy in the solar system.

Type 3 advance civilisation is able to harness all the energy in the entire galaxy. (milky way) These beings have the most potential to start intergalatic travel and possibly inter-universe travel in order to avoid armageddon--The big freeze of our universe..

Joke

2005-02-22T14:56:00.000+08:00

Long time nv post joke liao so today post one lorzz....

Bush dies and goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him, "I have no room for you. You will have to decide whom you want to take over." The devil opened the first room. In it was Nixon who kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed in a large pool over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" said Bush, "I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long forever." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Blair with a sledgehammer breaking rocks all day long. "No, I've got this shoulder problem. I would be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day!" The devil opened the third room. In it Bush saw Clinton lying on the floor with his arms over his head and his legs spread eagle wide. Bent over him was Lewinski doing what she does best. Bush looked at this in disbelief and finally said "YEAH. I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "OK Lewinski, you're free to go!"

GeNeRaL

2005-02-22T14:48:00.000+08:00

'General your reinforcements have arrived!!' :D

Sianz...

2005-02-21T13:21:00.000+08:00

" i nv talk to lower storey ppl...i only talk to upstairs ppl only...except u la..."

sickening man...wtf is wrong wif downstairs ppl..?? Na bei everytime stick me like some glue...

Wkend...

2005-02-21T11:57:00.000+08:00

Didnt went out on sat caz of my tuition in the afternoon...morning went to gym to work out..im getting outta shape man..so i resolved to work out everywk juz like in the past.. Saw BH there.Long time no see him liao. Had a little chat and found out tat he was posted to khatib camp as arty officer after ocs.Lucky dud...still as fit as b4...
Spent the rest of the aday recharging at home. Sun was pretty busy...wanted to go to the ntu talk in the afternoon but instead went kayaking wif colin winfred and ys at NSRCC.. was suppose to go in the morning but there were some screw ups and we ended up going in the afternoon..colin went solo while i convinced ys to get a double seater as i went gym the day b4 and didn want to exhaust all my strength.Colin looked like an adventure ranger wif tat big hat and sunglasses of his..initially it was a breeze...literally...then the wind speed picked up when we were far out into the straits and we had trouble keeping ourselves in the correct direction...ys kept complaining tat we had paddled too far out although i thought the distance was still quite okay compared to awt i had did in the past..spent bout 4 hrs there and we went back.. I proceed to my cousin's place to collect my newly assembled com...yeah man...finally...spend some time there configuring and spend even more time at home configuring...haha...my very first step to upgrading my technology...!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MBTI test

2005-02-18T15:58:00.000+08:00

Extroverted (E) 61.76% Introverted (I) 38.24%
Intuitive (N) 57.89% Sensing (S) 42.11%
Thinking (T) 61.76% Feeling (F) 38.24%
Perceiving (P) 60% Judging (J) 40%

ENTP - "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

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Main type	Variant

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Enneagram Test Results

Type 1	Perfectionism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Type 2	Helpfulness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	60%
Type 3	Image Awareness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Type 4	Sensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Type 5	Detachment	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Type 6	Anxiety	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	66%
Type 7	Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	66%
Type 8	Aggressiveness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Type 9	Calmness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%

Your main type is 3
Your variant is sexual

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Drained....

2005-02-18T11:44:00.000+08:00

Finally i feel like blogging again after so many days...past few days didn went terribly well...firstly, i got screwed by the ever nose poking LTC tony lee who decided tat nothin but the best were neccessary for the students..according to his standards.Then he went on bout his new radical ideas and in the process, gave me more problems.If tat wasnt nuff, he went to complained to LTC thomas george and i got screwed a 2nd time... ;X Tat MFSOB...for ever poking his nose everywhere spreading his illogical logic...bloody hell... Yesterday's DSP screwed up again...the video cam recorded well but the recorded programme didn show up on cd!!! Arrr....shit...hope its not impt...well...not entirely moi fault,CSM didn teach me how to operate the video cam.Then again, i didn bothered to read up the manual..This time really siao liao.... ;(
At least today's work not so bad...only till 3... other than tat there were a few sai kang here and there...pretty slack day i must say...

FACT FILE:
Name: Tony
Rank: LTC
Nick: morning express
description: @ first thought he quite good...but then a few mths in SCSC, he showed his true self...freaking think tat he is the cmdt; always wan to implement things his way. Practically poked his nose into everyone's ass..is naggier than my mum, dad and all my ancestors put together...(then again my ancestors cant nag from the grave) Trains his incredible stamina through talking and yaking at everyone and any one...did i mention he nags alot?

Sianz...

2005-02-17T14:51:00.000+08:00

actually got alot stuff to say but feel damn sian and shag.......other days la.....